Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Stacey clears throat]

-And he likes it? -[Gina] Of course he likes it, Lisa.

You love your taxidermy.

♪ Ba-da-da-da-da ♪

It's like when you're in the desert,

[Stacey grunts]

trying to keep up with his new girlfriend.

-Thank you, Stacey. -You're welcome.

You're ready to harness the power of retinol and peptides.

[Stacey strains]

[sighs] When Peter leaves me, I'm gonna cut off his balls.

-I thought you hated those women. -Hated? What are you talking about?

It's negative and mean.

-Oh, jeez. Oh. -Oh, I'm bleedin'.

-Is it real? -Oh yeah, it's real.

[Stacey scoffs]

♪ Where did you come from, baby? ♪

The house makes noise at night.

[Stacey] I'll come down, but please don't say anything,

You can love him forever.

Are we excited? So, Jill…

You're so smart.

Call the number on your screen now.

[Alo Glo man] Yoo-hoo!

One-Eyed Jacks is on.

There's no transformation!

Yeah. Well, he can't get hard,

You can look closer if you want.

[doorbell chimes a tune]

That's nice. Really great. 'Preciate it, honey.

-I thought it was a Secret Santa. -No, it's not.

-Here. -[exhales]

Oh, what do you mean, "someone like you"?

-Oh no. -Yeah, he can't even get it in.

[man on TV] Harnessing the power of retinol and peptides

This is just… so strange.

-[cream squelches] -[cartoon music continues]

Please. She is no saint.

She invited me to her Secret Santa,

[singers drone eerie notes]

♪ Where did you come from, baby? ♪

Think about it, Stacey.

♪ Ba-da da-ba-da-ba da ♪

[cream continues squelching]

♪ Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time Dancin' and… ♪