Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ I believe in miracles ♪
["Ode To Joy" playing]
or like a planar facelift.
[man 2] The Zippo Hand Warmer. Be--
-You're on the waitlist? -Yeah, I'm on the waitlist.
that work deep within the dermal layer, promoting…
You know what I love about you?
[beeping]
Last pick?
It's just an old house.
You feel that?
You know what? Don't be so fucking primitive.
♪ Oh, I believe in… ♪
Just try not to scratch it, hon.
and they just now invite you to a party? Seems rude.
Oh, I don't…
Hon…
Sorry I ruined everything.
I was at the Jensens' party, and you know, Sam, he hit on me.
[Gina] The deeper you rub it…
[cream squelches]
♪ I believe in miracles ♪
He's a beaut.
[man] Ah, look at me.
♪ Making love to me, oh ♪
Did you… get something done?
-Your skin is red. -Oh my God.
Ah. Oh!
made of cheap plastic and numbers.
It's doing its job.
[faint rumbling]
♪ I believe in miracles ♪
What the heck is happening?
[man] He's an industrious mammal.
Keith?
[jazzy music plays on radio]
["Ode To Joy" continues]
Yeah, I feel it. It's really warm.
You tell me.
Wear 'em to bed.
[Stacey strains]
You hear me?
I have a 10-33--
[laughs]
-[rumbling] -[squelching]
-[woman on TV] I don't know how… -Are you kiddin' me?
Yeah, no, it's red.
What are you waiting for?
internal emptiness, lack of ambition, lack of individualization,
Oh, that's so sweet. [chuckles]
Any questions?
You are going to the basement. Come on!
You have a lot of healing to do, Stacey.
Wouldn't let my husband near mine. Mm-mm.
Ah.
-It's all about the huge. -What is in the huge box?
[thudding]
The thing to do is get, like, a mini facelift,
[exhales, laughs]
♪ To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh ♪
He's got these new Ruboderm fillers, and it's like… a baby's butt.
-Hello? -[TV buzzes]
Oh, you're welcome, and this one's for Lisa.
Um…
♪ You sexy thing ♪
Love you.
♪ You sexy thing? ♪
Well, I'm obsessed with my vibrator, too, so…
Sit, sit, sit. Everybody sit.
Getting away from that boring little dick I was married to.
[creature squelches]
She's an angel.
Late-night TV.
and it's only 299.99.
Oh, but the insides are just Styrofoam and some wires.
And I feel that maybe you don't… trust me.