Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[woman on TV] I don't know how… -Are you kiddin' me?
It's just an old house.
["Ode To Joy" continues]
[jazzy music plays on radio]
Sorry I ruined everything.
You know what? Don't be so fucking primitive.
[man] He's an industrious mammal.
♪ You sexy thing? ♪
Ah. Oh!
Yeah, no, it's red.
Wouldn't let my husband near mine. Mm-mm.
Did you… get something done?
You hear me?
made of cheap plastic and numbers.
[man] Ah, look at me.
-You're on the waitlist? -Yeah, I'm on the waitlist.
Love you.
Um…
♪ I believe in miracles ♪
Yeah, I feel it. It's really warm.
-Your skin is red. -Oh my God.
You are going to the basement. Come on!
♪ You sexy thing ♪
♪ I believe in miracles ♪
[creature squelches]
[laughs]
Oh, you're welcome, and this one's for Lisa.
He's got these new Ruboderm fillers, and it's like… a baby's butt.
Oh, that's so sweet. [chuckles]
She's an angel.
[Gina] The deeper you rub it…
What the heck is happening?
or like a planar facelift.
-[rumbling] -[squelching]
that work deep within the dermal layer, promoting…
Sit, sit, sit. Everybody sit.
[thudding]
The thing to do is get, like, a mini facelift,
Keith?
Ah.
and it's only 299.99.
Oh, I don't…
Late-night TV.
It's doing its job.
♪ I believe in miracles ♪
Getting away from that boring little dick I was married to.
Last pick?
[beeping]
[faint rumbling]
Hon…
You have a lot of healing to do, Stacey.
I have a 10-33--
You know what I love about you?
[exhales, laughs]
He's a beaut.
Well, I'm obsessed with my vibrator, too, so…
[man 2] The Zippo Hand Warmer. Be--
♪ Making love to me, oh ♪
Any questions?
internal emptiness, lack of ambition, lack of individualization,
I was at the Jensens' party, and you know, Sam, he hit on me.
♪ Oh, I believe in… ♪
[Stacey strains]
Just try not to scratch it, hon.
[cream squelches]
-Hello? -[TV buzzes]
-It's all about the huge. -What is in the huge box?
Wear 'em to bed.
What are you waiting for?
You tell me.
And I feel that maybe you don't… trust me.
You feel that?
♪ To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh ♪
["Ode To Joy" playing]
Oh, but the insides are just Styrofoam and some wires.
and they just now invite you to a party? Seems rude.