Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're gonna love it, Stacey. They have a Cobb salad to die for.

Imagine that. [chuckles]

So, did you hear Donald Crenshaw got a DUI?

Then why do I want to take off all of my skin

It is happening.

That's what I said. I said, "Be supportive."

I mean, they all do.

Your new life, the one you want.

and you can marinate it or use a classic Santa Maria rub--

♪ You sexy thing ♪

[singing along with radio] ♪ In the frosty air ♪

["Ode To Joy" continues]

Okay. I'll see you at the party.

Okay, just calm down.

you want to turn heads, you want to fit in,

♪ I was one of the lonely people ♪

Hon, it's getting worse.

[mysterious string music playing]

A stupid, ugly, bad face.

Oh, I know, it is exciting, okay. It's…

How deep is it?

-[Jill] Have you tried this before? -[Kathy] No. I've seen the commercials…

[Kathy] Oh! You found it!

The more it itches, the more healing it is doing.

They make the best gimlets.

["Ode To Joy" playing]

It's such a shame to have to be you,

I look really…

But soon, you will be the things you always dreamed of.

♪ Since you came along ♪

-[woman on TV] Side effects may include… -This is crazy.

[man on TV] How'd you find me here?

She's already here!

[Gina] Stacey, hi.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

Oh my gosh, look at this wrapping!

and this thing appears before you--

with the Full Fit fitness machine.

We look forward to meeting the brand-new you.

Invest in yourself.

"Be… supportive."

and this cabinet is controlled by a magic wand

Just use Alo Glo.

[deep rumbling]

Call the number on your screen now.

Now let's see the kind of stuff you're made of.

-[Kathy] Where did you get it? -[Gina] I'm not telling! I am…

Hey, aren't you supposed to be at work?

-How huge? -I mean, this is huge.

Line's open. Go ahead, Chapman, please.