Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[tense, plodding string music playing]
[breathes heavily]
-Thank you. -Yeah.
It's transformative!
[Kathy whispers] We're not in the desert, Jill.
There's nothing wrong with you.
Mmm!
Huh.
♪ Mmm ♪
Call the number on your screen now.
You're scratchin'.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Enough!
It's just me.
I have a bad face.
♪ You sexy thing, you ♪
Ho-ho-ho!
[hairdryer whirs]
In his ass.
Our story today is "The Outside,"
You want a full body transformation, don't you?
What in the hell?
Agh.
Oh. [chuckles]
You're not talking to a TV. You're talking to me.
It hurts when it works.
-[woman 1] Gina! -[woman 2] Thank you!
Okay. [chuckles]
[Stacey chuckles]
Huh?
-[thud] -Ah!
Hey, listen to me.
And thoughtful.
Yeah, it's… This is just part of the process.
[mysterious orchestral music builds]
Call now! Romance is in the stars.
♪ Now you're lying next to me ♪
♪ How did you know I needed you? ♪
It's on my… It's on my glasses.
♪ How did you know I'd give my heart gladly? ♪
Come on.
You're scratchin' in your sleep. You gotta stop.
Should I pull it out?
You look
Just get a really close look.
Oh.
[inhales raspingly] It's too late, Keith.
-You look… sensational! -Oh, thank you.
[dial tone]
Hey, Stacey.