Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[singer drones low notes]

call 1-900-860-all ones now,

["Ode To Joy" playing]

I already used it, and it didn't work. I mean, look at me. I'm all red.

Make your dreams a reality.

to achieve perfection.

♪ Da da-ba da-ba da-ba da-ba ♪

-Mm, I do, don't I? -Yes.

♪ Givin' it to me ♪

[singer drones low notes]

[mysterious music playing]

I think she's a lesbian.

[Stacey] This one's for you, Gina.

internal emptiness, lack of ambition, lack of individualization,

[television continues indistinctly]

Perfection is but a toll-free number away,

It… You're lovely everywhere.

-It's not the way she regularly smells. -Ah.

What's so funny, Stacey?

["Lui E Lei" by Perio Umiliani playing]

Did you see anyone?

That's the way they…

I'm gonna eat the rest of these wings.

This is Officer Chapman.

Can you say the thing?

You'll always be fine. You wanna know why?

or just make sure those ladies at the bank never laugh at you again.

[women continue chortling]

I just wanna talk to you.

Nothin' at all.

It's just that…

-Oh, okay. -Amazing.

♪ Jingle bell time is a swell time ♪

-25,000? -I'm on the waitlist.

How about that glow, ladies?

[Gina] Really, you didn't. It… It's fine.

-It's a mirage, it's a mirage. -It's like a mirage.

It's under my skin?

If it was the best lotion in the world,

♪ I believe in miracles ♪

[breathes heavily]

-It's for me? -Mm-hmm.

…common in women ages 65 and up.

Well, Peter's obsessed with mine.

It fits right in your hand, and it is hard to let go.

Oh. I'll use my radio.

[creepy theme music playing]

and I'm just dying to see the inside of her house.

♪ Da da-da-da-da-da ♪