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[jarring string melody playing]
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
[moans]
It looks pretty bad.
-No! -Yeah.
-Like, I mean, it's surreal. -So hard to…
♪ I believe in miracles ♪
Pov your hb is trying to convince you to hop on peptides
and whips out this huge dick.
Bye, hon. Have a great day.
["You Sexy Thing" by Caleb Hawley playing]
It's not healing.
We gotta go see Dr. Sneider.
lack of independent thought and opinion.
Come on in, come on in. She's never like this. I'm so sorry.
[chuckles]
It's kinda scientific.
Ohhh. Oh.
You know how they look at you.
Takes a while for certain women to invite someone like me.
-Somethin' fell on me, hon. -[Stacey groans]
Okay.
True acceptance, harmony, peace, and divinity.
All from making you think that there's somethin' wrong with you.
♪ Yesterday I was one of the lonely people ♪
Okay.
[dog barks]
-[Gina] Stick him a bit out of the way. -[Kathy] That's a good idea, G.
You don't need to be fixed.
Somethin' beautiful.
-Hey, hon. -Hey.
Enough o' that.
Well, here we go. [chuckles]
But you have to trust me.
[woman on phone] Thank you for your order.
You make it beautiful.
All right, see you in the morning.
Have you had anything to eat today, hon?
-[Jill] God! -[Kathy] Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
You gotta put your worries down sometimes.
♪ Ba-da da… ♪
Thank you. Thank you.
What in the world has gotten into you?!
-Will you go get me a towel, hon? -Yeah.
but I don't see you using it.
Poker's on.
["Fugue A La Gigue" by The Swingle Singers playing]
[laughs]
♪ You sexy thing ♪
Alo Glo is the only skincare product that transforms your body, mind, and soul.
♪ Doo doo-doo ♪
Yes.
What the fuck, Stace?
♪ Where you from ♪
Yeah.
[woman on TV] ¡Quítate tú o te mato a ti también!
♪ Making love to me-ee-ay ♪
You're so good at math.
so… you're welcome, everybody!
he unzipped his pants, and he showed me.
♪ Mmm ♪
You know, you have to go all the way.
Oh. Oh.
[groggily] No. You know I can't do that.
♪ You sexy thing, you ♪
[Keith snores]
Give me your hand.
Huh?
[sighs, chuckles]
See you at the party!
[Keith] Mm.
And that is the upside of getting divorced.