Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, it's pretty bad, honey.

♪ I believe in miracles ♪

It's just women, you know?

So please be supportive.

because I already know what you're gonna say.

Please respond, Chapman.

I don't want you to change.

[deep rumbling]

He drove his car into a snowbank.

[women whisper excitedly]

You are ready, Stacey. You're ready.

♪ How did you know I needed you so badly? ♪

Guess who got invited to a Secret Santa at Gina Kapov's house?

Anyway, ladies, it is time for our not-so-Secret Santa!

Oh my God, you smell so good. She smells so good.

And you love nature.

-[woman 3] Come on! -[woman 1] Mm-hmm!

[man 2] The ancient secrets of the mystic tarot foreshadow your future.

♪ Ba-ba ba-dum… ♪

Ugh, that is the worst! Spaghetti-noodle dick is absolutely…

It's so expensive, and they rarely have it in stock.

Yeah, well, I only wish I found mine in my twenties. [chuckles]

Glug-glug. Oh yeah.

[Gina] So good.

That's what I just asked you.

I mean, you really do.

♪ Mm-doo-doo ba-dum ♪

[jolly cartoon music plays on TV]

She can't even keep her eyes open, and that's not the worst part.

♪ Ba-ba-da ba-ba-ba-da-da ♪

[simple plucked string music playing]

He left her for a teenager that he met on a cruise.

-Do you like it? -You look amazing.

What are you doing up, Stace?

You have to trust the formula.

[man 3] You don't have to go under the knife

Whether you want porcelain skin,

[cheering on TV]

You are lovely.

[Jill] Thank you.

or just reverse the aging process, Alo Glo does it all,

-[Stacey] Is it… -Like a rash.

Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

[women continue chattering]

Anyway, it's so expensive, and you can't get it anywhere,

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

-[cheering] -[Gina] I mean, come on!

I don't know. What are you seeing?

Hello again, Stacey.