Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

as noted author and numerologist--

All that stuff is a lie.

and they take the tissue right close to the muscle,

Line's open. Go ahead, Chapman.

[man 2] That's it.

Um, she's got the most beautiful skin, and her hair is always so shiny,

Men can be fat and hairy and ugly and impolite and old, and nobody cares.

["Ode To Joy" vocals distort, echo]

-Different? -Different, yes, it's different.

The beaver constantly repairing the leaks in his dam.

Yeah, no, it's not therapy. It's just…

No, no, no. You're not allergic.

[jaunty plucked string music playing]

Yeah, no, Judy's a total lush, a day drinker.

-Hey, ladies. -Oh hey, Cassidy!

Whoa, your face!

That's what I've been trying to tell you until I'm blue in the face.

-[Cassidy] I don't know. -[women whoop]

[volume reduces]

[inhales deeply] I guess I'll open it!

[plucky string music playing]

[frantic cartoon music playing]

Just pick up the phone.

-[Stacey strains] Dah! -Agh!

[laughing] Oh, yes, you are.

♪ You sexy thing, you ♪

[mysterious plucked string music playing]

[dramatic stinger]

-Yeah. -It's not good.

and they just pull it tight like this.

you're not gonna change, are you?

[giggles] This is so stupid!

Transform yourself from ugly duckling to stunning swan,

-Yeah, look at him, huh? -[beeping]

'Cause I'm tired, and I've had enough.

Are you with me, Stacey?

[chuckles softly]

Yeah, Gina, your skin looks amazing. You're doing something new. What is it?

[laughs energetically]

Please come back!

You put it in his… Like, in his…

It's different now.

[woman] …activities previously considered pleasurable.

[banging on TV]

You need to let it grow.

I can give you peace of mind.

Well, speaking of schnapps, we should all go to Giuseppe's for drinks.