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All right, fellas. Today we've got blues, greens and...
You're just scared of letting someone in!
Nice catch. Is that the best you crap-gnats can muster?
You have yummy dead birds.
- Shut up. - She scampered off to get away from you.
What else does it say about this Key?
Look, it's blood.
Again, not so much. In fact, none.
Very amusing. I'm sure Dawn feels that way about her schoolwork sometimes.
I don't think we should worry about that.
What is...
- What's it for, who created it... - And why Glory has a girl-god jones for it.
- You wanna come steal some stuff? - Yeah, all right.
I kinda wanna hear me talking right now.
Now, this is what I'm talkin' about.
We need to find out everything we can about the Key.
birthdays without boyfriends. It could be just as much fun.
- Previously on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer": - We had to hide the Key.
I'm not an idiot. I know you're talking about me.
Blah, blah, blah.
You are my sister.
Or even just your run-of-the-mill lunatics.
Like you weren't all thinking the same thing.
You're... You're Ben.
Would they, Dawnie?
Do you know where she squirrelled it away?
It's an eensy more complicated than that.
Wait. It's not Glory.
- I bet you know where she put it. - She doesn't know.
I think you're freakin' out cos you have to fight someone prettier. That's the case, right?
Now, this is what I'm talkin' about.
I smell a fox in my hen house
She "absorbs the energies that bind the human mind into a cohesive whole."
It's the only way they can justify giving up girls.
You'll find her, just in the nick of time. That's what you hero types do.
And the box is all bent. And, well, you know she'd never touch anything from you anyway.
Even if I knew, I'd die a thousand deaths before I'd tell you.
Anya, stay here in case she shows up.
until we destroy it and you.
Cos I gotta tell you, so not impressed.
- Hey, we were just talking about you! - Conversation's over, hell bitch.
- What is she? - She's a god.
Mom will stay at home in case she shows up. I figure we split up and sweep the city.
Maybe next time I patrol I should carry a load of bricks and use a stake made of butter.
Well, jeez, don't get all movie-of-the-week.
It can't be me. I'm not a key.
Family always is, isn't it?
Sorry, Buff.
You don't have to be afraid.
Oh, nothing, no.
Never send a minion to do a god's work.
OK.
If he wakes up, tell your boyfriend to watch his mouth.
I can do some research. I know way more about demon dimensions than Giles does.
I know it feels that way sometimes, but when you're older...
- You're the Key? - How do you know about the Key?
- Anya... - Like, there's a fireman, or a shepherd...
You are my sister.
We need to stay focused to stop Glory.
- There! There's no one in there. - I know what you are.
I better check the hospital.
No. But if I were her, I'd want a little bit of time right now.
Perhaps I should stay. You know, just in case.
Oh, hey, chartreuse. It's a party.
At least vampires just kill you.
Yeah, we're doing an early-warning incantation.
- You wanna come steal some stuff? - Yeah, all right.
It's when we visited Dad that summer in San Diego.
Where did he learn to write so bloody small? From a fruit fly?
There were reasons.
- Perhaps we should make it harder. - You always think harder is better.
Well, the last time I caught a peep...
You know what? Let's not have this exchange of images now.
The Dawnmeister Chronicles?
You know it, I know it, she knows it.
- How can you talk as if she's a thing? - I'm not!
"They had to be certain the Slayer would protect it with her life,
Get out, get out, get out!
You'll find her.
- Checked there, too. - Nothing?