Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was like an animal.
- Who would have thought, she's-? - Elaine...
Give me one hour.
You look like you've got something on your mind.
How can I not think about it? Look at the size of this thing.
You can't put up with that for an hour to make me happy? You're so selfish.
She’s as pretty as any of them. She just needs a nose job
I get those FAA reports directly.
Many a night I had to throw her on the street...
- What's the matter? - No. Nothing.
...I just go crazy thinking about you.
That’s not the line, Jerry!
- My contention? - Your contention.
It's beyond big.
Uh-oh. My organs are playing chess again.
- So I grabbed the guy by the collar. - Yeah, and I yelled out:
So how about that Kramer?
Spread out, give me some room.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay, now, you're clear? You got everything?
...we live in a very superficial society.
It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game.
He believes it possesses some extraordinary power over women.
Not sure.
Oh, no, he's gotta be two and a half feet up.
You can't stop modern science. Can't stop it. Can't stop science.
Do you have any idea what that's like for me? Do you care?
- Yeah. - Well, that's trouble, my friend.
I got stamped at the reggae lounge last night.
See how it's collapsed? That's what's causing this huge dent.