Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and I wanted to apologize.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And again.
You're playing the cancer card?I sure am.
You're a victim.
And I'll be, uh, coming as well,
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And friends, here's what he wanted to say...
Time for the big reveal.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Huh. Looks like Jason
My-my favorite kind, actually.
you are embarrassing yourself and me.
So, look,
caught up on episodes of NCIS.
It's called a pickleback, not a picklefront.
Because now I'm sober.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But instead, she said...
but I'm definitely your best shot.
How could you cut my monologue down to one line?
Well, that's too bad,
I promise,
River boats. She gave 'em to the whole crew
Right. Uh, anything more... active?
He's actually with Rose now,
What?We went line dancing,
that I've been acting disappointed; that's not fair.
Right? Mateo's blue. We have to keep them apart, obviously.
I'll be right back.
Got it. I'll let him know.
"Hey, you were back for two whole weeks
Fine. I'll be in touch as soon as I get another set.
MATEO: You look stressed, Mommy.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow. There's a sentence you don't hear every day.
Don't worry, in the CCD they told us
I know. Jason is so rude. That guy's no Michael.
I just want to give the moment its due.
Is that River Fields?
Um. Uh, I'm sorry to just drop by,
Well, that was for the both of us.
Let me know when you figure it out.
it's been a force for good in your life.
But my moment is...
Damn.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Welcome back, friends.
What?
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Please hate pie, Luisa.
But if you want to thank me
Tell them there's no chance in hell
And what do you like to do for fun?
It's not because I'm Catholic.
You freaked out.
But I'm not that person anymore.
ma'am, I-I just want to say I'm a huge fan.
I mean, if that happened, I don't know
Oh, come on, enough with this Catholic guilt.
And also I should tell him
Like I forgot how to part it properly.
But maybe that's Catholicism.
I can't believe what you've been through.
as an amnesia consultant on his telenovela.
Here's the answer.
I haven't learned who you are now.
That is so...
Tell me the truth.
Abuela, you okay?
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And from one amnesiac to another.
so my acting has to be top-notch.
SERIOUSLY