Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lucky she didn't ask about a colon.

I would've used my computer, but I didn't want it to get a virus.

from your doggy door before I embarrass myself.

But, hey, silver lining, it's normal porn.

in the back of the video store.

Oh, you guys are talking about porn without my sexpertise?

Why is everyone staring at me?

Is there a bug on me?

that you're too young to be having right now.

You know, with the Internet, kids see too much too soon.

It just makes me wonder...

Yeah, whatever it was, don't worry.

Father said it's time to have the talk.

Oh, when violetta died of consumption...

Shut up, that's not my porn.

Watch the hair, abuelita.

Yes. My mom is at the opera with Dr. Berkowitz,

And I'm not naive. But Elena's just not that advanced.

- You're back early. - Yeah.

What kinda sex talk did your parents give you?

If you're thinking about...

What the hell is wrong with you?

After introducing my 12-year-old son to threesomes,