Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

from your doggy door before I embarrass myself.

What kinda sex talk did your parents give you?

Watch the hair, abuelita.

You know, with the Internet, kids see too much too soon.

Yes. My mom is at the opera with Dr. Berkowitz,

Lucky she didn't ask about a colon.

Oh, when violetta died of consumption...

It just makes me wonder...

Yeah, whatever it was, don't worry.

Is there a bug on me?

And I'm not naive. But Elena's just not that advanced.

I would've used my computer, but I didn't want it to get a virus.

that you're too young to be having right now.

Shut up, that's not my porn.

Father said it's time to have the talk.

Why is everyone staring at me?

But, hey, silver lining, it's normal porn.

What the hell is wrong with you?

After introducing my 12-year-old son to threesomes,

Oh, you guys are talking about porn without my sexpertise?

- You're back early. - Yeah.

in the back of the video store.

If you're thinking about...