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I love you. And I want you to be happy.
Yeah. Stand there, so I can always remember you this way.
- Big plans this weekend? - Don't look at me.
Elena, that is... Pretty smart, actually.
Then porn makes them grow up thinking that's what sex is supposed to be like.
Anyway, I need to find a new place to get my eyebrows threaded.
Thank god.
I gave my number to the Usher. I'm sure he'll be calling.
Yeah. No more Internet, no social media, not even a phone.
- Why don't you use your own laptop? - I locked it in my safe.
Okay. Show me.
I need to talk to Elena.
Behind the beads.
Ay, it's not fair that I'm stuck giving both sex talks.
I know! Who's gonna order the pizza?
Ay, whatever. You got snowed.
We came to the next stoplight. He hopped out, paco told me everything.
You can do that?
I figured that was enough great parenting for one day.
I've been there.
Because his parents are out of town.
I know you put software into it that tells you everything I look at.