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I’m not fit for market But I’ll learn
wrapping up a beautiful Presidents' Day.
I asked for no broth. Away with you, lest my cane find your backside!
Huh? [ Screams ]
Isn't that just pointless busy work? Bullseye. Get Crackin.
D'oh! [ Screams ]
- ## [ Rock Beat ] - ## [ Singing ]
- What was I on? - Lisa, do you want a bite of my ice cream?
My God, man. I've watered her down as far as she'll go.
Yes. I love Lisa Simpson, and when I grow up, I'm going to marry her!
I died in 30 days!
that's just what it is-- a bust.
[ Yelps ] Ahh.
- [ All Screaming ] - You're next, Chester A. Arthur!
- You were great tonight. - Ah, thanks.
- Hmm. - What? This is a travesty!
- Sit down, Rex. - I will not sit down.
[ All Screaming ]
Ralph! Ralph! You were so good.
There must be thousands of love songs.
Uh, so...
- "I no speak English." - I get the idea.
- [ Person Coughs ] - We begin with a tribute to our lesser-known presidents.
[Chomping] Ahh. Mmm. Oh, yeah.
Dad, is it right to take things from people you don't like?
Johnny?
Mr. Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy!