Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ohh. A valentine from my granddaughter.
Whuzzat say? "Talk to the audience"?
- I've got something for you. - "Let's be friends."
Bart, do you wanna play John Wilkes Booth or do you wanna act like Jeffy from SML?
Homer, that's a terrible thing to say.
Well, she didn't reckon with the awesome power of the chief of police.
- Someone's gotten to you, you deceitful cow! - That's absurd, Rex.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Ha-ha! - [ Buzzes ]
- Chief Wiggum, how'd you ever get these tickets? - Krusty knows how to play ball.
What? That's highway robbery. I won't pay it.
[ Whimpering ] I didna cry when me own father was hung for stealin' a pig...
How you doin' down there, fellas? Huh? Huh?
At least you guys are my friends.
- [ Balls Popping ] - Unhand me, Yankee.
- Aw, come on, ya stupid-- - [ Gunfire ]
Yeah, she’ll do that
All right! Special holiday meal.
I just don't know what went wrong.
I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
## [ All Continue Singing ]
Dad, how do you get a girl to like you?
for the long ride home.
why do they call this a urine monkey?
(SINGING) The Simpsons
## [Jazzy Solo ]
[ Sighs ]
(GRUMBLES SOFTLY)
[ Over P.A. ] Attention, everyone. This is Principal Skinner.
George Washington will be played by... [Clears Throat]Ralph Wiggum.
- Where do you want these beef hearts? - On the floor.