Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Make that list happen.

A fantastic example of Florentine bronze.

They're all gone.

The license plates on the police van had a Vatican prefix.

What's going on in there?

Tommy, you New York Italian father-made-$20-a-week son of a bitch!

- Friend of yours? - Dead!

will go in knowing the next time he gets out...

I do a lot of things, but I don't steal stuffed elephants from little girls.

I'll kill your friends, your family...

When's this Buckingham Palace-looking butlerhead-motherfucker getting here?

What would happen if I didn't put that crystal together right?

- Get away from there. - Just browsing.

Something much more than bronze.

The trip is this.

Betty Jo Biarski? I can get you an address.

I'll bring my entire repertoire.

Da Vinci's Sforza.

I'm not a very good damsel in a dress, am I?

The good news is you'll be unparalyzed in about two minutes.

Yeah! That's probably what happened.

It's in the hole! The gallery's ecstatic!

I must speak with the dolphins now.

- I want to be treated like an adult. - That's fair. Go to your room!

As opposed to the louvre in Wisconsin!

There's nothing I hate more than failure.

Damn meddlesome Vatican organization.

Get me to the Five Tone. I'll strangle somebody if I don't get a cappuccino.

- What? - I am the waiter.

but if you weren't such snobs, those guards at the Louvre might be alive.

You started the week by stealing the Sforza and ended by swiping the codex.

- Pull the trigger. - Shoot, Anna, shoot.

Initially, it was a priority to keep buffers between you and me.

- I hold you responsible. - Let's take it home!

What about this?

Hudson hawk go boom boom. he dead

Good job. Not pretty, but good.

the submarine...

When the Mayflowers find out we have the codex, they'll want to make a deal.

Big boys don't cry.

I'll kill the butler, that yappy dog.

What's Nintendo?

Gates was killed? Who do we send the thank-you note?

Here's your wallet.

Stop fooling around!

He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak

- What are you doing with that golf bag? - I've got a plan.

- The president? - No. Somebody powerful.

Since most are dead now, I thought, What the heck?

Why is the world jam-packed with such idiots?

Thank you. Fore!

Didn't wear black, didn't sing Swinging on a Star.

You're supposed to be blown up into fiery chunks of flesh.

Exactly 500 years later...

has lived in the Vatican for centuries, and will stay for centuries more.

To fool the people is his only thought

I don't know. It must be the curare.

George, you promised. No old C.I.A., new C.I.A. Jokes.

They had the worst ketchup in prison.

We may be ragged and funny

- You can move? - Yeah.

Things are really heating up at the castle tonight.