Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In 1992, baby...

I'm losing respect for you.

What the fuck are you... Keep laughing, Jumbo.

- I'm thinking of using the 7 iron. - Looks long.

Every time I get around you, my heart beats really fast.

At least there's one thing that will never cha...

How could you take this down? Captain Bob's steering wheel.

The only law I cared for was friendship. I broke that one, too, didn't I?

To be in Paree and in love.

Those Mayflowers set us up.

how the three pieces of crystal fit together.

So, Hawk. The Hawkster. What do you think of the vehicle?

Maybe nobody told you. I quit stealing.

- Let me ask you something. - Go ahead.

Don't act like you never committed a crime before. I know I made a bad call.

- Just say, God go with me.'' - God go with you, Sister.

Alchemy is the business term of the '90s.

The last ingredient in the recipe is da Vinci's model of a helicopter.

I admit we displayed a lack of nuance.

You're very funny.

Here's your personal items.

la machina la machina

Just read your book, Butterfinger.

Beware the blue wire?

Any other bids?

You were one hell of a thiet.

No tongue. I promise.

Hawk likes a nun.

Hit it! Singing a song

I Only Have Eyes for You?

Let's give it up for Hudson Hawk.

- Later, guys. - Easy for you to say.

Blackjack, give my irritable partner a cappuccino.

- Where'd you get these? - I had an accident around the house.

It's a very fine line between ex- con and escaped con.

Thank you, Jesus.

I wish I could come up with this glib repartee the way you guys can.

This Gates-Mario Brothers, C.I.A.-Mayflower da Vinci thing...

Are you going to tell me why you did that or blame it on Dumbo?

Had the perfect amount of foam.

Can't we go back to the kissing part?

Forgive me, for I have sinned. It's been 1,200 hours since my last confession.

Always, Mr. Mario.

Anyway, they called this statue the Sforza...

some well-hung Dudley Do-Right galloping up to save you.

That doughnut-hole-e

Sprinkler system set up in the back.

But now they've lost the greatest cat burglar and his dead partner...

Hey, I want to be in business with you.

Don't I know you?

the one of cat burglary...

Getting old, George?

Not in a boat. Not on a train.

I don't think it's a smoking hot idea to leave them in there alone.

Fore? Did anybody hear something?

Gates, do it yourself.

I seem to have a thing for sinners.

pick it up I'll be less nervous if you smile

Speaking of being caught, isn't the C.I.A. Gonna check out this place?

Three! Four! Just one more.

It's not like I said teach our nation's children how to read.

When they've all had their quarrels and parted

Hell of a lot of Wong numbers.

No sweat, Tommy. You made the biggest mistake of my life.

I'll get some sheets.