Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You and Tommy would be nothing more than a late afternoon Triscuit.

Almond Joy. Get it? Candy bars.

- You don't really think they'd... - Cut off our balls if we don't do this.

I don't hold grudges.

The guy on the donkey is just a guy on a donkey.

I guess down deep I was jealous.

Let me ask you. How much does a new tuxedo cost?

The sign says No horseplay in the pool area.

Pick me up, pick me up.

We want you to steal da Vinci's sketchbook. The codex.

at $20 million.

Somebody rewired the recorders!

Scrabble, knock-knock jokes, anecdotes about dead Italians?

- Is it a great plan? - A great big plan.

What's the color blue taste like?

The Vatican has foiled the advances of pirates and terrorists.

predicted this.

Now who will start at 140,000?

- Did you set the timer on that thing? - No.

So, Captain Hawk...

No, don't put me...

- Would that be bad? - Real bad.

- You have dinner tonight? - Why?

History, tradition, culture are not concepts.

My high school science teacher?

Don't tell me you want to open a store, go straight and sell spatulas.

I'm happy we covered our tracks!

Financial empires will crumble, crumble.

I'm not a very good damsel in a dress am I?

- Maybe I can make them feel better. - Well, okay. See what you can do.

The time was 1481.

Some of us warthogs are more constipated than others.

From now on, set the timer.

My coworkers in my claims ME

I guess you never fucked with nobody from Hoboken before

- Just out of jail and I'm robbing. - Let's go.

to change common lead into bronze.

I call them the MTVIA.

Hey, old man! Yeah, you!

You're young enough to enjoy shanking child molesters for a pack of smokes.

Will you play Nintendo with me?

Remember all the reporters here when you came in?

They think Hawk's been arrested.

Better make the hole bigger.

This is not the time.

but gold will always be gold.

Eureka, motherfucker!

I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career.

detailing la machina de oro...

- Mack the Knife? - Four minutes, 17 seconds.

My next word was gonna be consciousness...

There's a safe on the seventh floor. You put their thing in this thing.

Yeah! That’s probably what happened.

- That smoke bad for you? - This way.

you're not gonna shoot little ol' me, are you?

You go back to jail, and you won't be alone.

I'll get you ten of them at the bar.

Just shoot her. Anybody?

Shazam! We come across a diary by one of da Vinci's assistants...

There's only one way out of this.

I may not know art, but I know what I like.

I'm just kidding. Thanks for saving me. Why was that guard chasing you?

I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Roma.

I highly recommend them.

So, Sister, what you are saying is...

Huh? I'm getting ready to do some crime, rob some farchadat horse with you?

Or would you rather be a pig

'Cause this rope only holds 900 pounds!

Put me in jail.

Four minutes, 19 seconds.

There are things I do know about you, and about me and about that bed.