Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I grew up in Hoboken, New Jersey, which is on the Hudson River.
One hundred million and one...
Yes, Your Eminence.
If you see the big guy, tell him He's a loser.
The Agency had respect, and I got laid every night.
I heard something.
They're not going to let you walk away from this job.
- Where you gonna sleep? - What do you think?
it's in the hole! the gallery is ecstatic!
- That's it. - You got a key?
You know something else? They're not going to let you walk away from a job if anything good happens this year. You know something else? They're not going to let you walk away from a job if anything good happens this year.
Relax. That's why we hired the pasta slurping guinea: To keep Hawk in line.
- You could be swinging on a star - Got the horse?
He came into a world where crime is a legitimate business tactic...
These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights!
Bunny, quit that.
That bad news is that leaves you with five seconds to defuse the bombs.
Now!
Twelve guards...
It's better than playing darts with M.B.A. S at the bar.
How was the show? Did I miss anything?
- Bunny's got today's ball-balls. - Bad Bunny.
Really?
Sorry I'm late. I miss anything?
We weren't being judged for neatness, only results.
How you doing?
Visit foreign lands, take their treasures.
I was only kidding.
But I can't, so I'll just paralyze you. A.J.?
Side by...
Gates gets killed, you say, Did I miss anything?''
- Yes. Are you going deaf? - He's your parole officer.
The man knows! The man knows!
You're not gonna shoot little ol' anybody.
Top leader
- We've got to get those crystals. - Got 'em here, cowboy.
Not counting the bitching and whining, I'll be nice and say eight.
Where'd you get the name Hudson Hawk?
You're the best.
I did my first barehanded strangulation here.
And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
- Thou shalt not kill! - Sorry.
We've got you clothes, a great hotel and a 250,000 lire per diem.
You couldn't just play along, could you?
Ten years later, you're still impressed with yourself.
But for us, this isn't a fantasy. It is a reality.
So the Hudson Hawk is getting out!
Kit Kat, are you really going to guard us with your life?
Minerva read about it in an airline magazine four years ago.
The Louvre?
Oh. Then what's this?
Can I ask a question? I'm not as fat as that guard, am I?
Did I miss anything?
100 stamps?
I never saw a look on a face like this.
- Let me ask you something. - Go ahead.
Shut up!
It's too goddamn peculiar.
Bitch
- I read your dossier, Sister. - Pull the trigger!
Ladies and gentlemen of the board and Minerva.
One hundred million and one...
And the rest is about to become history.
I can set you up and send you back anytime I want.
Things that aren't really paintings or sculptures.
French fries. This is France. You gotta have French fries.
- How long were you in? - Let's just say I never saw E.T.
- What's the matter? - It's been a long time for me.
for the cold wind that blows in the wintertime.
- Sinatra! - Five minutes, 12 seconds.
You've never fucked with anybody from Hoboken before!
Stay over here and try to stay out of the way.
What if the sky should fall
Ew, Menthol!
It's coming out my nose.
This is a brand-new tuxedo!
the foundation of all finance, will lose its meaning.
Yo, Five Tone.
A pig is an animal with dirt on its face
- Now? - Yes, now.
He was known as the Hudson Hawk.
Seventeen Hail Marys...