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-How can that be good for you? -You know what's not funny?
Kisses like whiskey It gets me drunk
-No stamp, no re-entry. -Is he for real?
Brian! Diesel! Eric! You are grounded 2468101214161820 months for getting a bad haircut and causing chaos at school!
He caught Lip.
She's upstairs.
-I'm not a dumb prick. -Kevin, ljust met the guy an hour ago.
[LIP GRUNTS]
[ALL CHATTERING]
What--? Why do you do that?
Dad. Come on, keys.
[FRANK CHUCKLES]
Fifteen minutes before school, tops.
You're not-- You forgot to take the trash out.
[GASPS]
...her incontinent, alcoholic father appears, wrecks everything...
"You said no strings could--"
The Fiona tag team, is that an option?
FIONA: No, it's not. CARL: It's not her birthday.
Do you get used to that? Can someone get used to that? I mean--
I thought they had some guy following you around with a camera.
I didn't hear you rushing to tell me.
And Sox tickets for his birthday. So, what does that make you, Lip?
-Oh! -Yeah, cops looking for you.
He smoked his lunch again. He won't even know.
Watch it.
What kind of company?
Fake Muslim...
Unless...
1234567891011121314151617181920212222324252627282930313233334353637383940414243444546474849505152555566166697071747578808586878888990919799100 years, Go to your room right now! You little shit!
High school dropout.
DEBBIE: Hey, I need something for show-and-te||.
Samsung washer.
[CREAM'S "WHITE ROOM" PLAYS OVER RADIO]
-No way. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get fucked!
Google Earth for a GPS reference on where Isaac Newton was born.
But now she's locked in the basement making a helmet out of tinfoil.
I'm out of plastic bags. Why don't you leave your shoes out here...
You're your own worst enemy, you two.
You're welcome, Dad.
Either-or.
I mean, I thought we tell each other everything.
Straight answer, if I hadn't busted my skull for you...
...knows the most important thing in this life:
Don't the kids wake up?
[SCREAMS]
LIP: Deb, that's getting really good. FIONA: Who's got the phone?
You dance like there's no one else in the room.
-My honor. -Yeah? Which bouncer’?
Too much instability. Stress.
-You're a nurse? VERONICA: Used to be.
-Fuck you. -It's a question.
-Those are mine. -See?
How'd you know?
Tell me to stop and I'll stop.
So you'd remember the phone number, which obviously worked.
Fifteen years. Fifteen years. I've done everything in my control.
It's just a study group.
I don't know how I could do this without you.
...10,000 employees kissing his ass. "Yes, boss. No, boss."
-Have fun. VERONICA: Bye, lovely.
Sure.
That would fit me.
Slower, slower, slower.