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Get yourself to that mosque so your dad stops blaming me...
-...trying to outrun the transit cops. -No. Always elevate extremities.
But its been a good home to us, to me and my kids, who I'm proud of...
From when I worked at T.J. Maxx. Let's go.
Hey, talk out of your ass with that much conviction...
Karen. Honey, your little helper is here.
...but I was offered a place in the nursing school.
...and she's blaming you?
It's not me.
Fuck, no.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
Oh, loves animals.
What's that make you, huh?
Liam's my brother.
VERONICA: Yo.
-Fucking kept boy, at best. -Hey.
"He's overly generous and that bugs me."
...to Cub Scouts at the mosque before all the carpets are taken.
-Shut up. We don't even know him. -Steve.
TONY: Fiona? -Shit, shit, shit.
-Hello. Thank you. Exactly. -Yeah.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
First time you saw me, if that wasn't a lie.
I'm a bit off today, aren't I, Karen?
...you end up needing a much bigger toothbrush. That's an anal fact.
How do you know all this?
[FRANK SNORING]
-Huh? -Did you make him hard?
We know how to fucking party. Wa-hal
[LINE RINGING]
Fuck!
-Hey, it's Phillip. -Hey, it's dead man walking.
[ON SPEAKERS] She won't ever get enough
-Pork rinds? -No.
Your washer's in the yard. We don't need it.
If I stick this in the wash before I go, keep an eye on it?
Plenty of tequila. I think I'm out of lime. Definitely Gin Fizz.
Right, but did he pitch a tent?
That was fucking incredible.
I'll find out what I got when I open the damn box, all right?
Ever try to play pool with a rope?
FRANK: Nobody's saying our neighborhood's the Garden of Eden.
She won't ever get enough Once she gets a little touch
KASH: All right, you stack the butter. I'll do the snacks.
Oh, honey.
-Wild salmon with baby carrots? -No.