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I don't know. Maybe we should just get our snacks at 7-Eleven.
Guys, so for the election that I was talking about,
Come on, what do you expect?
We told Jillian to get that giant popcorn tin from Costco, right?
We're gonna sprint, like Usain Bolt-ron.
- What did you say? - Come on. Come on.
Healthy, organic snacks.
It-iot. I-t-o-t.
♪ You gotta, you gotta be fresh ♪
Girls are gonna be slobbin' on our knobs like corn on our penises!
If you could just excuse us for one second.
- I shop for everyone! - Give me those jeans!
- Gil. - Gil.
Busted, busters!
You want T.P. To wipe your little butt-butts?
We are not
Never fear, Monteezy is here.
Let me get some of those, man. They're so good.
God, I swear, you are, like, mentally ill or something.
Remember all those star-fugger chicks were, like,
You see that?
I'm just trying to make sure we've got all our ducks in a row here,
What?
No one likes a gummi slut. Get out of here.
Put these chicken cutlets in your boob cups.
Oh, oh, oh. Take it back. Check it out.
But they're, like, kind of hairy, so I don't want to get hair everywhere.
- Okay? - Yes.
You're busted, busters!