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So I'd like to ask you all to do something for me.
Yeah, you get some sleep.
Nah.
Taylor was right-- haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
Or spontaneous coitus with Leonard.
to come up with a theory of dark matter
I give you actual quotes I've heard Raj say,
“It's just so perfect that we're both Libras.”
when you're not in it.”
Now, I'm telling you for the last time-- take the cap off.
Men's buttocks, and how you want to pat and squeeze them.
Penny?
Ladies.
Mind if Emily joins us for lunch?
about coitus with Leonard.
Yeah, have fun.
Here we are.
Maybe in the morning.
Proton decay.
before he was bitten.
and you guess if he was talking to his girlfriend or his dog.
E-Essentially, go out of your way to make my life miserable.
It's replaced Godzilla as my principle source of anxiety.
of physics renegade Richard Feynman.
You know, at work today, he tried his first Red Bull.
Thank you, I think that was helpful.
Well, at least listen to it through headphones.
Ladies?
You know, a man can care deeply about a woman and a pet.
What are you doing?
I thought the least that you would do would be...
Try to tell a grown man to go to sleep...
That nagging tone is helping my anxiety, yeah.