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Ex-Ex-Excuse me, sir.
- All right, then. - I'm sorry, Homer. No weapons.
Pushy kids think they can tell me what to do in my house.
[Gasping]
TV says donuts are high in fat, Kazoo.
Homer, you use your gun as a can opener?
If he didn't have any guns, I'd show him a thing or two.
Back to center! Center holds it! Holds it! Holds it!
You call this a soccer riot?
I tell you, parents these days, they don't know how to rear children.
- Loudener. - Oh!
[Quacking]
- Only if you clean your room. - [Groans]
Back to Center! Center Holds It! Holds It! HOLDS IT!!
[Whistle Blowing]
Oh I dont' need anything like that ... yet...
Oh, I'll kill myself if Burnley doesn't win
or, uh, an alligator.
That would have made a lot more sense.
- Ooh, the gun club's gonna be here any minute. - [Doorbell Rings]
to take out today's modern super animals...
Try the Sleep-Eazy Motel. I woke up there once. Seemed nice.
No offense, Mom, but that was pretty cool.
and your continental breakfast.
Do you want that? Huh?
[Gasping, Shouting]
For once in your life, be fair!