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Listen, if it'll make you feel any better, I'll put the safety on.

when some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up.

Dad, it's 3:00 a.m.!

Which nation is the greatest on Earth? Mexico or Portugal?

- Vote Quimby! - Okay, man. Don't shoot. Chill.

THAT'S HOW YOU TURN ONE GUN INTO FIVE GUNS

[Announcer] You'll see all your favorite soccer stars...

Oh, I see Bart gets to have a gun.

Five days? But I’m mad now

Did you change the locks when you moved in? I thought not.

the most despicable!

Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit.

BUT MARGE, I SWEAR TO YOU, I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D FIND OUT!

[Gasps] Don't shoot. Just take the money and get out.

Wow! The TV's coin-operated.

It's a tool, like a butcher knife or a harpoon...

Oh, come on. Be fair, Marge.

The clerk here pressed the silent alarm, and we picked it up on our scanner.

[Man] Kick it over here!

Australians watching soccer