Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- "Potentially dangerous"? - Relax.

Oh, well, I'll rob it next time.

[Light Applause]

Why won't it stop?

You, give me the cash drawer.

- ##[Fanfare] - [Cheering]

That's right. Good night.

Poppy said that?

[Beeping Stops]

Former president.

What began as a traditional soccer riot...

you know what school is to our opinion well school is

please go outside until the meeting is over.

- Marge kicked me out. - [Groans]

Intruders could come in down the chimney, through the mail slot...

Dad, the Second Amendment is just a remnant from revolutionary days.

- Well, I should hope not. - Let's get that, the suffocation thing.

- Oh, let's get that! - But if you really wanna sleep easy at night...

Yeah, not before me you ain't.

Hey, is that a camera in the ceiling?

The TV said you're 58% more likely to shoot a family member than an intruder.

but they're manufactured for a reason-

3:00 a.m. Uh, for every room except this one.

Dad, can I borrow the gun tomorrow? I wanna scare that old security guard at the bank.