Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It was the first Thanksgiving Hannah agreed to spend with me...

[Ted Narrating] It didn't. It tasted wrong.

- Yeah, it's not like Ted's integrity. - Oh, what was that?

Something inside me just said, "Grand Theft Auto can wait a night."

What happened? I saw it.

He dropped out right before the school went coed.

Ted, you violated a dead turkey with another dead turkey.

After you Blitzed out last night...

only to discover you meant Reese Witherspoon.

Really? Wang Guy. We're asking Wang Guy?

hang out with my mortal enemy...

I'm sorry. But I was on that island for what seems like eternity.

I just got Madden 2K1, and I can't stop thinking about it.

Full disclosure. We also used all your butter greasing up Lily...

Let's take this bitch down.

"Random number" guy just sent me his wang back.

And I'm a part of it.

What? No. Shut up. I hate him.

but could everyone please come with me into the kitchen?

You guys, wait a minute.

just tried to crawl further inside the bigger turkey.