Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What happened? I saw it.

Really? Wang Guy. We're asking Wang Guy?

[Ted Narrating] It didn't. It tasted wrong.

And I'm a part of it.

- Yeah, it's not like Ted's integrity. - Oh, what was that?

Ted, you violated a dead turkey with another dead turkey.

After you Blitzed out last night...

only to discover you meant Reese Witherspoon.

hang out with my mortal enemy...

but could everyone please come with me into the kitchen?

Let's take this bitch down.

I'm sorry. But I was on that island for what seems like eternity.

Something inside me just said, "Grand Theft Auto can wait a night."

just tried to crawl further inside the bigger turkey.

What? No. Shut up. I hate him.

It was the first Thanksgiving Hannah agreed to spend with me...

"Random number" guy just sent me his wang back.

He dropped out right before the school went coed.

I just got Madden 2K1, and I can't stop thinking about it.

You guys, wait a minute.

Full disclosure. We also used all your butter greasing up Lily...