Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Ted Narrating] It didn't. It tasted wrong.

only to discover you meant Reese Witherspoon.

Full disclosure. We also used all your butter greasing up Lily...

"Random number" guy just sent me his wang back.

- Yeah, it's not like Ted's integrity. - Oh, what was that?

What? No. Shut up. I hate him.

He dropped out right before the school went coed.

After you Blitzed out last night...

I'm sorry. But I was on that island for what seems like eternity.

What happened? I saw it.

It was the first Thanksgiving Hannah agreed to spend with me...

just tried to crawl further inside the bigger turkey.

but could everyone please come with me into the kitchen?

And I'm a part of it.

Really? Wang Guy. We're asking Wang Guy?

I just got Madden 2K1, and I can't stop thinking about it.

Ted, you violated a dead turkey with another dead turkey.

hang out with my mortal enemy...

You guys, wait a minute.

Something inside me just said, "Grand Theft Auto can wait a night."

Let's take this bitch down.