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but you broke my oven on Thanksgiving?
Wait. Blitz was there too?
Aw, man!
Ted, you're not gonna like this, but we do have one other option.
Aw, man!
and then, at the last minute, she... changed her mind.
buck naked, covered in candle wax...
Yeah. They were worn out from putting that spell on your hair.
The original Blitz, Matt Blitz, was a guy who went to Wesleyan back in the '60s.
I was hosting my very first Thanksgiving...
Oh! Serve returned.
...dary.
# My Blitzy lies over the ocean #
Great. So not only did you guys betray me...
- I'm coming with you. - No. I baste alone.
- Did you do that on purpose? - No. It was an accident.
[All] The Gentleman!
- you changed the course of Blitz-ory. - [Crunches]
- Um... - Uh...
That's Kate Hudson!
Just don't blame us if you become the Blitz.
Um, I'm having... I'm having trouble breathing.
Your loss.
And... send!
Oh. I'm sorry. I thought this was my room.
No. I'm not the Blitz.
Like when the roadrunner and the coyote clocked out and had a beer together.
Oh, yeah. That's who I hate. Guys, we hate Kate Hudson.
Blitz had gotten the curse from Jerry Windheim back in freshman year...
If their phone was on vibrate, I basically dry-humped them.
Wait. Ted doesn't like that girl?
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