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Yeah. They were worn out from putting that spell on your hair.
Aw, man!
I was hosting my very first Thanksgiving...
- you changed the course of Blitz-ory. - [Crunches]
And... send!
Oh! Serve returned.
Oh, yeah. That's who I hate. Guys, we hate Kate Hudson.
Um, I'm having... I'm having trouble breathing.
Wait. Ted doesn't like that girl?
Ted, you're not gonna like this, but we do have one other option.
If their phone was on vibrate, I basically dry-humped them.
The original Blitz, Matt Blitz, was a guy who went to Wesleyan back in the '60s.
Wait. Blitz was there too?
Just don't blame us if you become the Blitz.
Great. So not only did you guys betray me...
buck naked, covered in candle wax...
- Did you do that on purpose? - No. It was an accident.
# My Blitzy lies over the ocean #
- Um... - Uh...
but you broke my oven on Thanksgiving?
Blitz had gotten the curse from Jerry Windheim back in freshman year...
That's Kate Hudson!
[All] The Gentleman!
Like when the roadrunner and the coyote clocked out and had a beer together.
...dary.
No. I'm not the Blitz.
- I'm coming with you. - No. I baste alone.
Your loss.
Oh. I'm sorry. I thought this was my room.
Aw, man!
and then, at the last minute, she... changed her mind.