Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This isn't Perry Mason.

I dress for important meetings.

Y-You call me up out of the blue asking for money,

about how generous I'm feeling right now,

but in view of what happened here today, I offer this:

I have that thing tonight.

- Lewd. - Well, I...

You will not see it again.

Now, take off your clothes.

You been downtown?

Bob Byhre does it.

What are you doing here?

My God, Abe, I've been trying to get you out of tweeds

I'm a, I'm a friend of Midge's.

I'm-I'm gonna read up on all this stuff when I get home.

I've got two kids. No picture.

What do you want me to do?

And who's gonna stop us, huh?

If you're afraid of blood, you don't become a surgeon.

* And never, ever think *

When Joel and I met our co-op board for the first time,

I need some coffee.

Now, dig, Bob, it said, "Bob Bhyre,

Please, tell me

This comedy thing, I'm-I'm staking a lot on it.

You mean right after your cotillion?

I can't ask you this, I can't ask you that,

- I'm sure he did. - So what's the point here, Abe?

"Performing without a cabaret license." Bullshit.

Mainly constitutional things.

- Night, Midge. - Night, Midge.

I was wondering, is there any way

No, Harry, she's a comic.

I can't stay here, I have to pick up my son.

"To The Detriment Of The Moral Health"

every Jewish mother's worst nightmare.

would be as long as your arm.

- Well, that sounds great. - It is.

of those around you.

- * What's in it for you? * - * What's in it for you? *

She's special. I mean, raw, unpredictable.

Hear me out because if he's not living with that girl,

- Voting rights, he's on it. - What's happening with voting?

Uh, for the sitter.

You actually made it.

No. - Hey, wait a minute, wait, here we go.

I got my copy the day I met Archie.

Ethel and Julius Rosenberg were framed!

I wasn't belligerent during the set.

Palmer Witherspoon.

* In the wee small hours *

Joel was downstairs.

Who showers at that hour?

- Rapist. - Confidence trickster.

- My suits are fine, Moishe. - Your suits are old.

Then you got to pay $200 and apologize to the judge.

Who are you, Charles Dickens?

- So, where's the crime? - Right.

That looks scary.

- Tell me it's gonna work. - What?

Guests have to sign in.

So I sent this kid down to the Gaslight,

and we saw how that turned out.

and I walked out that door, I would not have a place to go.

and I realized... I don't have one.

People are gonna love the layout,

"You got this"?

Then I will do that.

I feel fine. I feel good.

You dressed for the meeting.

to help you deal with this.

to drunk and disorderly conduct,

- Sit down, young man. - Well, at least he said "young."

Lindsey Trent and the Hot Three.

I thought we were really playing.

what the hell was going on, anyway. - What was that?

Why am I starving? Do they serve food here?

Well, he helped tune the piano, so it wasn't a complete loss.

* Of the morning *

It was mine to take back. My son knew this.

I don't know what you needed the money for,

and they busted his door in, that's how.

- Hey. - Give it to me.