Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, she does it all and I just roll thunder.
All right. Now, that's very nice of you,
But look, I just... all I know is Midge is fine,
Oh, you look nice. Chanel?
But it already has.
Or something for Rosie, then.
how to get Joel to the next step.
- I promise. - What are you talking about?
please think long and hard
So I'm curious as to why he didn't take the morning off
Then acknowledge me.
Midge, you don't skim Dr. Spock,
You can't change your answer.
So you called her. - Yeah, I called her, and it was awful.
when she whipped those things out, I ducked.
Yeah, uh, yeah, I'm-I'm branching out at the moment.
This can't be the little man.
- Yes, sir. - Susie, right?
And you, I mean, I don't know what happened today.
All right, all right. She'll remain nameless.
Yes, Mrs. Moskowitz?
Just don't get too drunk.
This is about the Jersey thing. Hang on, hang on.
I don't know what she's doing or where she's going.
Well, I... I told you, ma'am,
He risks his life to save people for nothing.
Get used to it.
And it's-it's, uh...
* That's the time *
I guess we're even.
He was like a fire hydrant.
Joel Maisel, king of comedy.
Oh, I never thought about any of this before tonight.
Ah, yes. I am here to have dinner.
I've been thinking a lot about our situation...
- Ah, I shouldn't say it. - No.
Shirley never sees enough of Rosie.
I wasn't belligerent during the set.
it's because i i i i only i wanted it! oh! but your attitude!
poetry...
"Have you seen my red socks?"
"Vaguely."
that Dow Chemical always slows down around the holidays.
- Not at the moment. - Where is she?
who goes up to the mountains to save people for nothing."
Rose?
Is-is this Christopher Street?
You and I can drink and they can all keep pretending
and Joel was usually off to work before he was even up.
What if I picked the wrong profession?
I mean, I know my son.
Or have one of mine, uh, Lenny, please.
Is your husband in the courtroom?
I just put her hands under her tush and sit on her lightly.
Kool-Aid, goyish.
Yikes. We'll work on that.
The language chronicled in these incidents, ma'am, crude.
Gonna need a lot of salt everywhere.
I have nothing but admiration for the great sacrifice you made
Uh, I think you're gonna need it.
Uh, Gene Ammons is Jewish.
What's her name?
No, I'll take care of this.
is to invite dispute!
Oh, what's more fun than that?
Yes, but, Your Honor...
he's working up a set.
Oh, God, I'm gonna be so late for Ethan.
Ha! Good luck with that.
Mrs. Maisel, we all slip sometimes.
The 13 people I got out of Germany in '43...
There was smoke coming out of her ears.
I'll show you how it works.
Shirley Temple is a thing of the past.
* And what ticks inside of my brain *
then I was Donna or some shit, then I was Mrs. Miniver
to say that, uh, she's fine, nothing's wrong,
On the walls, on the floor.
Yeah, Tuesday's fine.
Oh. Okay.
With everything that's going on out there,
Somebody stole my briefcase.
Would you agree to that?
I do, and I got to tell you, Mike,
not until my son started doing this really weird thing
So, first time at a jazz club, raise your hand.
Abe, what do you think?