Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So I'm curious as to why he didn't take the morning off
Or something for Rosie, then.
to say that, uh, she's fine, nothing's wrong,
This is about the Jersey thing. Hang on, hang on.
With everything that's going on out there,
Would you agree to that?
Midge, you don't skim Dr. Spock,
Oh. Okay.
I have nothing but admiration for the great sacrifice you made
You can't change your answer.
This can't be the little man.
I wasn't belligerent during the set.
Uh, I think you're gonna need it.
- Not at the moment. - Where is she?
- Ah, I shouldn't say it. - No.
not until my son started doing this really weird thing
that Dow Chemical always slows down around the holidays.
please think long and hard
There was smoke coming out of her ears.
* And what ticks inside of my brain *
it's because i i i i only i wanted it! oh! but your attitude!
Abe, what do you think?
* That's the time *
Just don't get too drunk.
But it already has.
Yeah, uh, yeah, I'm-I'm branching out at the moment.
So, first time at a jazz club, raise your hand.
Ah, yes. I am here to have dinner.
And it's-it's, uh...
What if I picked the wrong profession?
Is-is this Christopher Street?
I do, and I got to tell you, Mike,
Well, I... I told you, ma'am,
I've been thinking a lot about our situation...
- Yes, sir. - Susie, right?
when she whipped those things out, I ducked.
Mrs. Maisel, we all slip sometimes.
You and I can drink and they can all keep pretending
Oh, what's more fun than that?
Somebody stole my briefcase.
But look, I just... all I know is Midge is fine,
I mean, I know my son.
Shirley Temple is a thing of the past.
The 13 people I got out of Germany in '43...
I don't know what she's doing or where she's going.
And you, I mean, I don't know what happened today.
On the walls, on the floor.
Yes, Mrs. Moskowitz?
I just put her hands under her tush and sit on her lightly.
Yikes. We'll work on that.
poetry...
I guess we're even.
how to get Joel to the next step.
The language chronicled in these incidents, ma'am, crude.
Kool-Aid, goyish.
Or have one of mine, uh, Lenny, please.
is to invite dispute!
Get used to it.
he's working up a set.
Oh, I never thought about any of this before tonight.
Uh, Gene Ammons is Jewish.
No, I'll take care of this.
Oh, God, I'm gonna be so late for Ethan.
All right, all right. She'll remain nameless.
Yeah, Tuesday's fine.
Oh, you look nice. Chanel?
- I promise. - What are you talking about?
What's her name?
You know, she does it all and I just roll thunder.
Rose?
Is your husband in the courtroom?
Then acknowledge me.
Shirley never sees enough of Rosie.
Gonna need a lot of salt everywhere.
"Vaguely."
and Joel was usually off to work before he was even up.
Yes, but, Your Honor...
I'll show you how it works.
then I was Donna or some shit, then I was Mrs. Miniver
Joel Maisel, king of comedy.
Ha! Good luck with that.
"Have you seen my red socks?"
So you called her. - Yeah, I called her, and it was awful.
He was like a fire hydrant.
All right. Now, that's very nice of you,
who goes up to the mountains to save people for nothing."
He risks his life to save people for nothing.