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- Oh, I don't think that's what he meant. - No, it isn't.
Okay, stop twisting my arm, guys.
- right after high school, and, uh... - Come on, move. Move.
- NANDOR: Ay-ay-ay-ay. -[overlapping chatter]
- A cock that had been hardened... - COLIN: Can we actually
turning into a bat on the subway
Yeah! [whooping]
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
talk you into killing that Derek guy.
Three.
is stop acting like a bunch of jabronis
community college because you get 'em
- What seems to be the problem? - Nandor is very tall.
I mean, so many.
I could sell him, like, 40 large.
"Mrs. Honeychurch and the Hanging
that maybe this creature was just hungry?
- Uh, me, thank you. - Fine, I'll do it. -[whispering]: No.
- it's a men's-only pillow. - Men's-only pillow.
All right. All right.
Also, I'm inebriated almost 24 hours a day.
Yeah, yeah, like that guy, uh, on TV. Mike Lindell, right?
For the man that has everything except...
I'm inside your guys's place. You must do a lot of antiquing.
- 500 years! - A hundred.
B.J.: ...explored through meaningless comedy.
that he can be cast away in
-[hissing] - Ugh. Boo! - DEREK: Okay, so, hear me out.
we will now be sitting as judge and jury.
- SHANICE: Come on! Let's go! - GUILLERMO: We did it!
we would like to officially apologize for the distress
for the Ceremonies of Judgment.
-[spits, chuckles] What? - What the fuck? -[chuckles] Seanie,
Mesa Jar Jar Binks.
- on a Thursday night to get it out of the way. - NADJA: Oh.
Go faster!
Don't buy any, huh?
[Frank exhales sharply]
NADJA: Well, then, we should kill him.
And he's got an enchanted nutsack as well, apparently.
Continue with your tale.
and, yeah, the whole shebang comes for what? $49.99.