Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ A singer in a smoky room ♪

So do you. No, I don't.

Down at the shop, we just call it grime.

Will only has five students, one of them a cripple.

♪ A smell of wine and cheap perfume ♪

♪ The righteous son of God ♪

♪ Walk right by me ♪

But... not this week.

It's the first song; it sets the precedent for everything.

♪ Know... ♪

♪ Hold on to that feeling ♪

♪ I'm looking for a partner ♪

And it is my job to bring structure to our family,

Fostering unrealistic dreams in these kids will accomplish

- The Glee Club. - What's Glee Club?

but here, I'm just a nobody.

♪ Some were born to sing the blues ♪

then it can't be about color or disability or whatever.

Keebler Elf look really fits in with my church choir.

And nothing is ever gonna take you away from me.

genuinely excited to go to school.

Oh, so I hear what you're saying:

Mr. Clarkson, his werewolf heritage is not a real ethnicity

♪ Mr. Cellophane ♪

Them personally persuade him to quit.

you're gonna have to somehow

♪ I may not be the best at anything ♪

has also created the democratization of criticism.

♪ Some will win, some will lose ♪

But I think the most fun of all would be

♪ Burn it down ♪

We'll explore your vocal range tomorrow after school.

I can tell by your sloppy signature

that they would never have the guts

And that's a fact that wounds me deeply,

by how big the gap is between them.

♪ There's nobody wiser ♪

When I was his age, I was a Bengals fan.

teaching is for losers.

Uh, in a minute.

I'm all for singing and dancing, but the point of this

I'm a big star at my church,

Will, the students at this school

And untrue. I can belt just as good as you, better even.

the singing club at McKinley,

♪ Paying anything to roll the dice ♪

What's shakin', bacon?

that you have a very strong personality,

I need to work on that. And I also need to

I mean, you know I'm a little bit psychic.

Hey, bro, don't be gay.

It's amazing. We-we sing and we dance

What? A black dad.

♪ Da, dum ♪

That's awkward.

I dare you and Wheels

It's nice, because that never happens to me.

Fine, then we're gonna lose Will Schuester, and it's gonna be