Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, it's obvious that Artie

The Glee Club is one day old, and there's already in-fighting.

to the cruelty, but none of it is going to happen

but I also think it's a little early

You do your thing, I do mine.

singing ♪ Jesus. ♪

I don't know what's gonna happen with this club,

I try not to eat into my sick days...

And children these days aren't interested

Then, after rehearsal, he wheeled me home.

I mean, no offense.

♪ I kissed a girl ♪

Truth is, Mercedes, Rachel will make you better.

How could anything bad come out of a glee club?

♪ Just one more time ♪

You are my star. You are on Fox Sports Net.

for the female lead, which I want us to see as a good thing.

and the unwanted, including a boy in a wheelchair.

I sure d-don't.

No, he's not only popular.

You know, I don't know what song to sing,

- past the third row. - Racist!

♪ La, la, la, la ♪

featuring a young, nubile William Schuester.

♪ Don't stop believin' ♪

and I'll be singing "Mr. Cellophane."

it's not like I got a problem with it.

But part of the responsibility

That is definitely the song that we need to sing

- based on their yearbook photos. - Um, thanks, Rachel.

Mrs. Schuester, I'm Rachel Berry.

Obviously, of course.

- Yes. - Because I don't know

I took the initiative of making a list of potential candidates

For the record, not all of us are.

Mm-hmm. Kurt Hummel.

♪ And on and on and on ♪

♪ And even in your case ♪

Myspace is pretty much the greatest invention ever.

It shouldn't be that difficult. He's already quit once before.

and I can tell by the way that you hold your torso

There are bigger, brighter, better stars.

Her little bitty Jewish voice won't make it

and I'll be singing "Pony" by Ginuwine.

♪ I'm there. ♪

I got to go deal with this.

I-I'm Kurt Hummel.

- You guys started without me? - Uh, hell yeah, Berry.

You're very talented.

who don't have the arts in their lives,

because I'm sure all this extra free work you're doing

She told me... some upsetting stuff.

♪ Though it's the toughest case ♪