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She gave me this.
You were just as shocked about Soup R' Crackers as I was.
- Awesome game, guys. - Fuck yourself.
- Come on, Kyle. These guys suck. - No, we don't.
Are you telling me you threw a perfect game of horse?
Five, four, three,
No, you know what? They're not better-looking.
- With your band. - Yeah.
as her manager.
Hey, do you guys want to put money on this?
Now I'm talking about us.
You think 'cause you're better-looking, you're a better caterer?
(all cheering)
Okay.
Are you wearing a tie?
I mean, there's got to be some order to the universe.
Oh, we're dumb? You owe us nine bucks, bitch.
Argh!
- Look, I think... - I think we should break up.
- And the second option is... - What, I break up with Uda?
Look at it. It looks just like gold.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry. I'm totally uncoordinated.
These guys are talking shit. We're gonna teach them a lesson.
You're a losing motherfucker, motherfucker!
Maybe they are better caterers. Maybe they are better-looking.
A catering race.
Oh my God, can you speak?
- Oh shit. - (moaning)
And I'm sorry, Uda.
- Man: Bases loaded. - Casey: Garlan, come on, come on!
Okay.
You can't be good at something you're not interested in.
Danielle, can I call you sometime? I got your number in my head.
you turn your shitty job into a contest.
Hey.
Woman: Come on, Trace, you're up!
Jesus. Who's that asshole?
Come on now!
Argh! Oh, why why why?
You're a wizard of making women uncomfortable.
I'm better-looking than him and her and everyone else here.