Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, can I interest you in a three-legged race?

there's a hair on my miniburger right here.

Well, he's not Rembrandt. He's five.

All right, guys, so we're calling the game on account of an injury.

You should have been circulating those two minutes ago.

Your dad? Why would you sue your dad?

No, he didn't. That's an arm.

(theme music playing)

Ron: Ow ow ow. Stop stop stop.

Not only are you guys ugly, you're dumb.

- Kyle: It's all right. It's all right. - Get off the field.

So I talked to her.

Oh wait, but he already offered the job to the woman from Valhalla Catering.

Do you have any interest in leading the team?

I did want to talk to you about something.

Okay, I'm higher than I thought.

You're not the only man in the world,

And of course, any spills... instant disqualification.

I think once you see my materials

Yeah yeah, see, and that's an actual move.

Yeah, and this $1.29 at Target.

...and I was thinking that we have two options

Come on, you think you got what it takes?

I don't think it's really what I want to be doing.

as a drunken indiscretion

You can't tell me what to do anymore!

- Hey. Hi. - Hey. Hi.

Listen to me. I will the surrender the trophy to you

- Fuck 'em in the ass! - One, two, three...

It's fine. Don't worry about me.

That's attached to your crotch.

Um, how was the theater thing?

perfectly planned, well-executed.

All right, let's go, team. All right, Party Down.

Hey, hold on. Stop it.

- Kyle: We got this. - It's in there.