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[Bre] It's the age-old question.
- Algebra. - Are you free at four?
My daughter left her ball in your yard. I'm so sorry.
I really hate the way you talk to me.
A dinner party?
the heart wants what it wants
I'm coming.
with a sudden urge to blow my brains out.
So then why are we here? Why are we doing this?
OK, you have got to know that I only get that angry around Karl.
All we need is a few more sessions...
- I thought we might need it someday. - For what?
I locked myself out of my house stark naked and got caught by Mike.
Paul never likes to have people over, but to heck with him.
I know. Preston used the three of diamonds to scoop jam out of a jar.
It's a great idea.
- Thank you, Mrs. Van De Kamp. - For what, Zach?
I mean, we've never done a big group thing.
and the bottom line is, he stormed out.
Ah, honey, what do you want me to do? Sit around the hotel watching cable?
3 cities in 6 days. My head is pounding. I'm not ready for a dinner party.
And I realize now I can't carry that around anymore.
I just, uh, I just need to chill out for the next few days.
OK. You can give me directions later. Bye.
We're being as nice as we possibly can.
I don't know. God, I hope not.
So maybe when you drop Julie off tomorrow,
- I think we should go through with it. - Wouldn't that be in poor taste?
Lynette, these cards are sticky.
[He sniggers]
- Honestly, I'm not that surprised. - Why not?
Man, oh, man. I keep seeing that look on Rex's face. Then him taking off.
I'll be forced back upstairs out of sheer exhaustion.
We'll find a marriage counselor.
A dinner party? Do I have to go?
You're kidding?
but I'm nowhere near ready to laugh about it, so, please, no jokes.
But I can see you first thing in the morning, eight o'clock.
[Coughs]