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That must've been the last thing you wanted to hear.
- Because, you know, you and me-- - No. No, that's the past.
No, I'm celebrating.
We are basically out the door.
What was it doing on the ceiling?
Meatloaf.
Houston, this is more of an FYI call.
It doesn't matter. That's where it all went to hell.
My career's not hanging in the balance.
It's my mother's meatloaf.
Okay, well...
I'm not answering the phone, Sheldon.
Just think, thanks to your hard work...
You told me it's mind-blowing, so my mind is going into it pre-blown.
It's not superstition, it's practically Newtonian.
- Yeah, I'm sorry. It's been broken. - Or e-mail.
You know, I have to say I thought the toilet humor would get less funny with repetition.
That was a joke.
...you went to the bar and made a fool of yourself trying to pick up strange women.
All right, this is an exact duplicate of the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity...
Nothing. We just pulled an all-nighter trying to fix a Zero-Gravity pasta maker.
I'd just say, "That's Leonard."
The Star Trek reference and the play on words...
The leaving of a message is one half of a social contract...
Yeah? Well, I wouldn't say cool.
Hello Bye
Good luck getting them back on.