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You two are both so helpful to me.
You got him! You got him!
Now wait a minute.
Lupi, leave me alone.
Then you leave me with the burdens my job can bring.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
My bloodshot beauty speaks up.
Malavaqua has played me for a fool.
Not the movie. The person. Never mind.
when out of nowhere, I was accosted by a lady Dracula.
- I heard they were having a novena. - A novena?
So what? My doctor lost his license to practice medicine. There's no story.
For meddling in police affairs.
Hurt you? No.
Walk under it and you will find a door.
Well, I'm all ready.
I'm sorry. I was interrupted by a wind.
- What are they doing out in the daytime? - They make beautiful music.
Now, we're not pushing it just a little with this Frankenstein thing.
- I've heard stories. - Stories. About us?
There! His type has come.
I tell you two to keep an eye on him,
Hey, I've got Godzilla in the back room.
- Radu. - Yes, master?
- This is a mistake. - Don't listen to him.
If I didn't have you chained to the wall, no man in this town would be safe.
and they put it in his pocket.
Do you want these things living in your town?
- Thank you. - Why didn't you say, "Who is it?"
Sometimes, permits itself the luxury of...
- Yes. - He's too strong!
The creature from Estée Lauder!
You hear the one about the surgeon lobotomy?
Who knew we'd run right smack in the middle of it.
We're here five minutes and you make me the laughingstock of Transylvania.
I asked about Frankenstein.
Two reporters have been inquiring about Frankenstein's monster.
Dead.
- Okay. - This better be good.
They laugh at me, as they laugh at you.
Hi.
Okay, did you get anything? Or did I waste my expertise on dilly-dallying?
Radu, are you okay?
I'm being followed master.
He's okay. Now why'd you bring this guy here?
You're giving me a headache.
He devoted his whole life to trying to cure the common cold
- He is, look at him! - No, please, everybody.
- Wait, there's more. - I also gave her a body lift.
The facts, Gil. The facts!
Shut up, I'm working.
But as the full moon rises, he becomes a wolf.
Thank you, Radu. You're very kind.
Lupi, Radu. Please, don't work so hard.
Where's my wallet? Wallet...
With my friends.
What am I running here, an outpatient clinic?
- We took a pint of blood. - AB positive.
Life has run its course.
What the hell are you laughing at? The joke is on you, you stupid!
The product of a demented mind.
The wine festival at a time like this?
Here. You know, Gil...
I'll get you now, you limping monster!
Get away from here, you fool!
That was a book. That was a movie. That wasn't real life.
Yes, Gil.
Well, in case you think of it, I don't want you to do it.
Light the fire!
What kind of question?
I know.
I don't like this at all.
The guard isn't here. Why'd you get down?
Would you like some espresso?
the streets echoed with cries of "Frankenstein!"
Somebody help me. Help me, somebody.
Shut up, you lowlife!
But hey, enough about me.
Where? What? There's nothing in here.