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Ted, do you want to get this girl?
Who cares if you can't pick Jack up from preschool?
Come on, man! You can get this girl.
and they only have like four laws,
Gooch!
Well, I didn't either at first. But the boxers really breathe.
Peons assemble!
They have to stay within earshot, it's in the band code.
- Band practice. - What band?
Okay, Ted. I think we found a way
100% of your communication with this woman should be in song.
and you are going to learn everything there is to know
With Lennon and Cobain
so we gotta do a biopsy,
for a spontaneous waterski getaway with Dr. Cox.
Boy, oh boy, you're really digging the heck out of this whole
Well, it has all the thrill of an affair, without all that exhausting sex.
that I have the complexion of a 12-year-old Greek boy?
Sideways glances, the secret smiles, telling you I want to screw you.
Who?
Can I give up all I've imagined
It's not cute... It's beautiful.
Still, I think what I'm trying to say is,
- It's different. - Huh.
Lay your weary head to rest
and we've got this really intense game going.
But in the car, on the way over, we kind of got into it, you know.
it occurred to me that too much can get you into trouble.