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-[sinister music playing] -[Enchantress] Have a pleasant sleep?
but not the one where I get pulled underwater by little bug-eyed fish people.
[sighs]
The statue. That's it!
Tonight, we're here to poke fun at King Zøg,
What do you think I am? A dummy?
[grumbles] You sure this is safe?
What's going on, Dad?
What is this? Ironic hipster comedy?
Everyone's asses.
[vocalizing]
He's a little sneak.
[explodes]
-Zøg, right? [laughs] -No, that's not… You just burped.
Ooh, ooh, I know, a comedy roast.
[squawks]
This ain't my castle.
[babbling]
-[people exclaiming] -[clucking]
No.
Now, shut up and let's see why this is locked away in your brain.
We all know that Dreamland Castle is rightfully ours,
-[screams] -[Freckles] Oopsie.
Uh… [chuckles nervously]
[Zøg] Hmm.
Now, if we could get into your past, we could see what's really troubling you.
One, she's gonna come over here.
Uh-oh…
[barks]
[sighs]
No, we don't. Remind me to beat you later.
[gasps] Is that you, Freckles?
A mermaid.
Tomorrow morning.
Don't you love it when people plummet screaming into the ocean
And my come-hither voice.
Take that, you bastard!
And let nothing come between us.
[Zøg farts]
This is it, Jerry.
[sinister music playing]