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-[Sorcerio] Stop talking about beatings. -Ha-ha.
I'm a changed woman, Pops.
-[sinister music playing] -[thunder clapping]
-[laughing] -[Zøg grunts]
You had your time. It was a very funny joke and we all laughed.
Eee!
[to the tune of "Ave Maria"] ♪ Zøge Maria ♪
[Elfo] Wow! How many lower levels does this place have?
Hmm.
Hold my hand.
-That's a great idea, three eyes. -We'll rule together.
What do you mean, "a roast"?
Trust me.
I killed Cloyd and Becky, by the way.
I have a question. When do I get paid?
Bean? Hey. Huh?
or the ass of whom does one kiss?
There. You're free.
[all cheering]
seldom used exercise room, cheese cave, old castle mental ward,
But to myself, I was Zøg the Lovelorn.
I'm okay, Bean. Trust me. This is just a dream.
[whispers] Follow the chuckles.
No longer a man of rocks. I'm a man of peace.
[serene instrumental music playing]
[clanking]
Not now, Derek. Mommy's keelhauling.
I'm going to get my beating stick right now.
Sorcerio, did you bring two other puppets to life?
[both] Hmm!
Oh, Freckles, this is beyond my wildest dreams.
[all screaming]
I'm in the middle of my set right now. You're interrupting my flow.
I'm not trying to do a set.
And not from Turbish and Mertz.
-[both scream] -[clattering]
-And the clock-- -All right. You'll do it later.
The only deadwood I see here is that hack Sorcerio.
[creaks]
Yeah. Your wish came true.
It's me being insulted by today's sharpest comedic minds.
[sputtering]
instead of sharing 'em with good friends like me.