Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and the first 20 minutes of Interstellar.

Donation canceled!

what are you doing back in New York?

if everyone dressed more like me.

- Is it Master Splinter? - Mm-hmm.

I can't believe clo-zay is gone.

to get cast in a movie that involves stairs.

Take from the rich and give to the poor.

in a vending machine!

I did it for your own good, Xan.

Pearls before swine!

Oh, I picked up Mookie's stationery.

Sold to the lady in the front row for $11 1/2 million.

I just wish we could have met the chic sophisticate

♪ Damn it ♪

and all you're doing is lying...

I don't think so.

I never can tell if you're trying to help me

That's my Sioux family name.

I think it's time for some Mutant Ninja Turtles

You're so weird.

Did you hear? She got fat in Connecticut.

He just watches the games from his luxury tree.

But if anything can remind me

Oh, that's so sweet,

Oh, you are dressed like an elf.

When you were little, did you think he was handsome?

and I don't step on cracks,

And then, like, your crotch gets a headache?

I've got a bomb!

and she said since you've been traveling,

And you get free peanuts.

I'm so sorry for your loss, Santas.

Speaking of which, is that my elf costume?

I wish Bruce Willis had let that asteroid hit you!

and that reindeer's name was Rudolph.

Every year, it's like, Here's your new mom,

but let me tell you about another imperfect employee.

so who's up for margaritas

Is there anyone else here?

Oh, wait. You're divorced.

What are you doing here?

she'll come to you.

- Be safe. - Bye.

My clothes will be plucked from this hellhole

Rudolph went down in history,

I scored twice against Country Day,

This says you were a babysitter from 1997 to 1998,

Mannequins? No, we don't have...

Do you think you're helping me?

You got donations, just throw 'em on the pile.

of the word sensuali-Titus-travaganza!

You're the first guy I ever hit on.