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Let me see your driver's license, sir.
The trick is to get to the stain before it dries.
And thought we'd drop off your wedding gift.
Everybody likes a good bowl for cereal and...
- Thank you! - Next time call.
Are you... maybe you're paranoid.
better save it for another time
you know, and Brad's in it.
I hope I'm not too late. Club soda, okay?
- Oh, no, listen... - You and Brad can go have some beers.
- What's the big deal? - An audition's a lot of pressure.
Oh, my God.
I appreciate it.
So, you know that play, "Tony and Tina's Wedding"?
Pretty good
I'm not following her. I was in a store,
- That cocksucker, Tony. - Yeah, that cocksucker.
Cheryl, don't move. I've got it under control.
He's attracted to you, and he wants to have sex with you.
I am not. Listen, I want to go with you.
- What are you talking about? - No, I gotta go, I got an audition.
and then you put on table salt.
with bicycle shorts on... the spandex ones...
- Yeah, it's over a year. - How did we forget a wedding gift?
You know what? I'm really not interested in buying anything.
- Can I ask what I did? - Sure can.
Don't spare the salt.
You're reading things into it.
So...
I think you're completely reading things into this.
- and she was following me. - I heard that part, I understand.
- Okay, bye. - Take it easy, Cheryl.
Oh.
- Wonderful. - It was delicious.