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It's so good to see you.
- You can't give it. That's the cut-off. - You can't give it?
and then had, like, a little freak-out fit.
Nothing funnier than shtick in the bathroom.
That was funny.
Brad?
Every day, this story is getting worse and worse and worse.
Yeah, how you doing?
Okay, I'll grab a pew.
All right, are you coming?
- Hey, Melanie. - Hello.
the guy who got laid more than me appreciated it any more.
You know what? They've probably got tons of bowls.
- Oh, take your time. - Okay, thank you.
A guy who gets laid a lot knows more about...
- Why is he at your house? - Why is he at my house? Exactly.
We had 266 people there.
- It's hard being an actor. - It is, it is.
Yesterday I get home, and there's this guy in my living room
- I didn't walk in with any attitude. - You did too.
- You got a minute? - Sure.
Why?
No, really. I feel very... dull.
The guy who cooks for us at home. He'd be fabulous.
You're gonna be amazed. Time's of the essence!
I don't know. If you had said to me,
and you're not accepting it?! Is that what you're saying?
- You're crazy. - You walked in with this attitude.
Following someone, what?
Actually, I am.
'Cause it's not exactly white.
I swear to you I'm gonna kill you when that ball hits me.
All right.
I don't mind it.
What should we get for their wedding present?
Where's this coming from? What are you talking about?
I think I'd rather the radio.
- Ted...? - No.
I'll see you later at the restaurant.
If we were playing doubles it would've been good.
Why wouldn't I want to go?