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Let me just go fetch my tombstone.
Ugh, what could you possibly offer me in return?
-Whoa, whoa. Hey, who said you could-- -[gunshot fires]
You're not as young as you used to be.
[exclaims]
I can be whoever she needs me to be.
But none of this is real.
Norma, you're awake! I-I-I mean, double awake.
Sign up today using the number on your screen,
or stopped an army of zombie mascots,
But in my heart, I am alone.
like, 30 years ago.
What?
I chose it as my hiding place, just like you.
Norma…
Not that thing from the museum.
Well, look at you, Alligator Anderson.
wandering these halls from witching hour to dawn,
-Whoa! -[both scream]
I feel myself fading away again.
[distorted] You be saying something, Justifer Jones?
[in Western accent] I ain't got nothing to say to the likes of you, Doris.
Come on, Norma, you know you're on TV? Since when?
We don't need you right now.
Fine! It's your funeral!
[chuckles] She never really got the hang of that accent, did she?
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