Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

LOOK! I SEE A SHIP... IN THE HARBOR.

IF I GOT TO DO IT.

[HORN FANFARE PLAYING]

WELL, IF THERE'S ONE THING I CAN'T STAND

AND SHE IS WAITING FOR HER LOVER MARC ANTONY

LISTEN TO THIS...

DELIVER THIS MESSAGE, BUT BE CAREFUL.

BUT YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY MY TYPE.

I BACKED A FEW SHOWS IN MY TIME.

SEND IN MY MAID. HUH?

GREET THY HAPPY SAILOR!

LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, GINGER.

I KNOW. ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS WENT HUNGRY.

DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?

SEND IN THE ROYAL MESSENGER.

WHILE THE REST OF THE ANIMALS SAT AROUND AND DID NOTHING.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

ALRIGHT, EVERYONE. CLEAR THE STAGE, CLEAR THE STAGE.

I THOUGHT THERE WAS A SHIP IN THE HARBOR.

YOUR HEART IS BEATING FAST.

A SHIP! LOOK IN THE HARBOR.

WELL, I KNOW IN THE PLAY

THAT'S A NON-ENTITY, A VERY LOWLY PERSON, YOU UNDERSTAND?

* A TALE OF A FATEFUL TRIP *

I'VE DECIDED ON A SLIGHT CAST CHANGE.

THIS PLAY WAS ESPECIALLY WRITTEN FOR ME.

WELL, YOU TELL HER SHE'S GOT TO EAT THAT.

MY MAID. SEND MY MAID IN.

WHY, I WOULD HAVE BEEN FAMOUS OVERNIGHT

POOR GIRL. WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO FOR HER.

SEND IN MY AGED BUT TRUSTWORTHY MAJOR-DOMO.

My Lithotripsy Experience

* THE WEATHER STARTED GETTING ROUGH *

IF THERE'S ONE THING I CAN'T STAND

I WAS GONNA OPEN ON BROADWAY.

PROUD AND BEAUTIFUL,

REALLY. ALRIGHT, LOVEY, MY DEAR.

WELL, NO I HAVEN'T. SHE WASN'T AT BREAKFAST.