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A FEW TIMES A YEAR I'LL GO CAMPING OR FISHING.
I APPROVE THE BOY, NOW YOU GO TO THE PROM WITH THE BOY.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS.
OTHER THAN BRINGING HOME A PET, HOW WAS FISHING?
I ACTUALLY REALLY LOVE THAT STUFF.
IT REALLY THROWS YOU OFF WHEN RORY'S LATE, DOESN'T IT?
RIGHT. NOW, WE'RE TALKING DAVE TAKING YOU TO THE PROM, RIGHT?
THE ENTIRE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF ROCK IN 5/8 TIME? NOWHERE, I GUESS.
I'LL NEED YOU TO REALLY STEP IT UP A LITTLE. OH.
WAIT! WHAT?
IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WANT TO LIKE JESS.
ABSOLUTELY. WE SHOULD DO THAT SOMETIME. GREAT.
ALTHOUGH WITH RORY, I THINK IT'S GONNA BE 43. REALLY?
LIKE DR. DOLITTLE CHATTING WITH THE BAT.
AND YOU'RE GONNA LEARN TO FISH TO FULFILL YOUR DESTINY
HI. AND HI.
UH-HUH. OKAY.
SKELETONS IN THE FAMILY CLOSET, WAR WOUNDS, FUNNY-SHAPED SCARS?
I PROMISED NOT TO ACTUALLY DANCE AT THE PROM,
TELL IT TO THE TIMEX SALESMAN. MY GAVEL, PLEASE.
OH, YEAH? ABSOLUTELY. HOW ABOUT YOU?
IT NEEDS TO BE DONE PROPERLY AND LEGALLY.
BUT I GET THEM QUITE A BIT.
MAMA, UM... I'M SURE YOUNG CHUI IS VERY NICE,
REMIND ME NOT TO LET YOU CATER ANY OF MY PARTIES.
BUT THE THING IS, I LIKE SOMEONE ELSE.
SHE'LL GET FULL DRESS APPROVAL, FULL CHAPERONE APPROVAL,
I'M NOT IRS. I'M NOT IRS.
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?! NOTHING, MAMA.
SO HIS FAMILY ARRANGED TO HAVE A GIRL SHIPPED OVER FROM THE OLD COUNTRY.
WOULD'VE BEEN NICER IN THE DAYLIGHT, BUT...
PERHAPS YOU'RE ARGUING OVER THE SAME BOY.
TO BE HONEST, I ACTUALLY PAID FOR THE COFFEE MYSELF.
SEXIST, WHITE-HAIRED --
IT'S ALL WORKING OUT SO PERFECTLY.
SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU.
LAST MONTH, WISEASS. I WENT OUT WITH JOANNA COOPER.
YES. IF THE OTHER GUYS SEE HIM TALKING DOWN TO ME LIKE THAT,
FROM A BOOK? YES.
MIN CHA? SHE MARRIED A REAL MEAN GUY.
IF I DON'T SEE AN ARCHWAY THERE,
I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED A CARVED ARCH ABOVE THE DOOR.
HOWEVER, I'VE DONE IT BEFORE. AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?
OKAY, NOW BACK TO WORK.
ALRIGHT, BASICALLY EVERYTHING I'M LOOKING AT IS, YEAH, JUNK.