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"OH, HEY, THAT SOUNDS GREAT."
I FEEL GOOD. I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING'S GOING MY WAY THIS TIME.
SOMEONE ELSE WHO? SOMEONE ELSE WHO'S BEEN A GOOD FRIEND TO THIS FAMILY,
AND ALSO, LANE, I NEED FOUR STRONG DOWNBEATS,
HOW? BECAUSE I'M BRILLIANT.
OF THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT AS SET OUT IN EXODUS 20:14?
NOT TWO STRONG ONES AND TWO WHATEVER ONES.
WE'RE SANFORD AND SON.
THESE GUYS AREN'T ALLOWED TO GO INTO SOMEONE'S GARAGE.
WHY NOT? LET'S DO IT.
PARIS, ARE YOU MUTTERING? NO. SORRY.
"FISHING? GREAT -- COLD, WET, AND SMELLY,
WITH THESE? YES.
SURE, I FISH. I ALSO BODYSURF AND WALK ON THE MOON WITHOUT A SPACE SUIT.
NOT WHAT I WOULD'VE EXPECTED, I MUST TELL YOU.
AND WE'LL MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
OKAY, I THINK THAT'S IT. LET'S GO.
TO DIG FOR WORMS AND STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF A LAKE AT 5:00 A.M.?
BEAUTIFUL, PERFECT FISHING. YOU WANNA COME? HUH?
IF YOU RUN INTO SOMEONE PINNED UNDERNEATH A TRUCK, PICK IT UP. IT'S GONNA BE A PIECE OF CAKE.
UNFORTUNATELY, I THINK SHE'S ALREADY DOMESTICATED --
THEY ALL FIND A SPOUSE, GET MARRIED AND STAY THAT WAY TILL THEY DIE.
THANKS. I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND JESS, TOO.
I'LL STAY WITH HIM TILL FRIDAY, SEE HOW IT GOES.
NOT UNTIL YOU MADE HER PRIVY.
YOU FEEL AS COMPLETELY ROTTEN AS I DO?
YEAH. WHEN ARE YOU GOING? SUNDAY MORNING.
GREAT. THANK YOU.
EH, WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M WILY. UH-HUH.
NOW YOU TRY. OKAY.
THANKS. I WILL.
NO. THEN SHE SHOULD RESIGN.
SHALL WE MOVE ON TO HOBBIES?
YOUNG CHUI WORKS FOR HIS FATHER, WHO BUILDS ADVENTIST HOSPITALS.
BUT THAT'S ONLY 'CAUSE YOU'RE CLOSED-MINDED AND BLIND.
THEN HE WILL RETURN TO WORK FOR HIS FATHER
SAVE THE ACT FOR SUNDANCE, YOU LITTLE SNITCH. I DIDN'T SNITCH.
GOOD. THE LAKE WAS BEAUTIFUL -- SNOWY AND SPARKLY --
MY FATHER ALWAYS TOLD ME,
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME SOMETIME?
BUSINESS WHICH I MUST NOW UNFORTUNATELY SHARE WITH ALL OF YOU.
THEN I DON'T EXPECT TO SEE AN ARCHWAY THERE.
AND THAT IS WHY IT SADDENS ME GREATLY
SECOND. SECOND DATE.
NEXT ON OUR LIST -- THE MOST SERIOUS CRIME, TREASON.
CAN YOU DO ME ONE MORE FAVOR? SURE.
LOOK, WE'RE NOT ALWAYS GOING TO LIKE THE SAME THINGS.
[ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
YOU'RE ALREADY IN CAHOOTS WITH EACH OTHER.
AAH! WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?!
THEREFORE YOU WILL FULFILL YOUR COMMITMENT.
WHO'S PROVEN HIMSELF TO BE OF HIGH MORAL CHARACTER,
THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM TO MOVE AROUND IF YOU TURN SIDEWAYS. I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE.
I SAID I WAS HAPPY FOR YOU. I KNOW.
I LIKE YOUR DISPLAY, KIRK. IT IS FUN, ISN'T IT?
WE CAN GET SERIOUS ABOUT THE SOUND. ABSOLUTELY.
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT FISHING, AND I SAID SOMETHING LIKE,
TOM, LET'S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THIS ARCHWAY, SHALL WE?
AND WHEN CHRISTMAS CAME, HE GAVE ME ANOTHER FROG FIGURINE.
I CERTAINLY DIDN'T CALL THIS MEETING.
CASTING YOUR LINE OUT INTO THE LAKE IN FRONT OF YOU.
BUT WHAT'S THE FUN OF BEING TAYLOR, RIGHT?
HELLO, SAILOR. BAIT YOUR HOOK FOR YOU?
YEAH. ARE YOU MAD? NO.
YEAH, SOUNDS GREAT.
Dave: ME TOO. Zack: LET'S DO THIS.
...AND HE'S KIND OF AN OUTDOORSY GUY.
I GOT IT. HMM.
WELL, THIS IS NOT AT ALL EMBARRASSING.
BY THE TOWN MAGISTRATE. YOU'RE THE TOWN MAGISTRATE!
I'M LUKE DANES.