Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

MUST'VE GOTTEN A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
I'M READY, BUT THEY'RE NOT. NO PROBLEM.
BATHS AND SCENTED CANDLES. WE'LL JUST HAVE TO KEEP HER.
NO? WELL, THEN, I'LL STOP GUESSING AND START LECTURING.
ABBY BERLAND'S BIRTHDAY. HER PARENTS ARE LETTING HER HAVE A BAND.
Lorelai: COULD YOU PLEASE JUST MAKE SOME COFFEE?
I DON'T LIE TO GUYS TO MAKE THEM LIKE ME.
I'M GONNA MISS THOSE. GET OVER IT.
YEAH? MR. DANES. HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
DO YOU WANNA LEARN TO FISH OR NOT? EXCITING, HUH?
I'M WRITING THIS IN MY LEDGER OF ALL THE CRUMMY THINGS YOU'VE DONE,
GET AWAY FROM MY SAW, TAYLOR.
OH, I FOUND THE MRS. KIM-APPROVED MAKEUP IN THE DRAWER,
AND YET YOU'RE WILLING TO THROW ALL THAT AWAY
HE DIDN'T PRESS CHARGES, NOW HE MAKES HIS OWN MEALS,
OH. WELL, DON'T.
YES, IT SCARED ME WHILE YOU STOOD BY
THEY'LL BE THROWN OFF TRACK.
THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME ULTERIOR MOTIVE TO PEOPLE THAT LAUGH AT YOUR JOKES.
HEY, THAT'S GOOD.
* AVE *
SHE MADE ME MOVE. YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED.
OH, EXCUSE ME. DO YOU NEED ANY HELP? NO.
SO SHE SAT THERE, TOOK IT ALL IN,
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU THINK HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED HERE OVER THE YEARS?
BUILDING ADVENTIST HOSPITALS. NOW, PUT YOUR COAT ON.
WHAT PRIVILEGED INFORMATION? "PROM COLORS ARE GREEN AND PINK. PASS IT ON"?!
WELL, JOE NAMATH WILL FOREVER BE WEARING PANTYHOSE.
WHAT? WHY ARE YOU SMILING LIKE THAT?
MAYBE I COULD GO FISHING...MAYBE...ONCE.
JUST REPLACE THE BOTTLE IF IT'S OUT.
THE NEIGHBORS CALLED THE POLICE. THEY SHOWED UP.
YOU WERE TRYING TO IMPRESS HIM. OH.
THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A UNICORN IN THE CORNER,
UH-HUH. CAMPING?
HOW LONG IS IT GONNA LIVE? HARD TO SAY.
IT'S TO COVER THE HOOK. THIS LITTLE METAL THING IS BAIL.
AND YOU BROUGHT IT HOME. YES.
RIGHT NOW, THE WORLD SEES US AS A GROUP OF SNIVELING,
SORRY, WRONG INFLECTION. YOU'RE WHAT? GO AWAY.
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
HOW'S IT GOING?
IF YOU HAVE ANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT ME,
A "SHUT UP, NO YOU SHUT UP" FIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.
WHAT I MEANT WAS...
YOUNG CHUI WILL GO TO COLLEGE AT LOMA LINDA UNIVERSITY.
ARE YOU SURE? I CAN COME OVER TOMORROW AFTER WORK.
A WHAT?! OH, BOY. AS I SAID, A SMELL.
AND IN REGARDS TO THE STUDENT-COUNCIL MEETING --