Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll go take a look around.
Pull the covers up, Ellie, so he don't chill.
I'll learn you to drink.
When you take it by the dose, you're a patient.
How can I face my rich cub and be snubbed by Mrs. Van Ransahoff?
You're sicker than even I dared hope.
How fabulous!
Not now, Jethro.
When you take it by the jug, you're a drunk.
Nothing eases the tissing like slippery elm ooze.
Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.
Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.
And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up to the ground come a bubbling crude.
She thinks you may be suffering from some rare disease.
Throw it out!
Oh, my.
Keep your voice down and put that corn whiskey away.
Don't go near Daddy.
With a drunken bear?
Why didn't you check into a motel?
Sure resting peacefully, ain't he?
Oh, thank you, Jed.
I'll be glad to.
Yeah, it's dandy for unclogging drains too.
Now look, Sheriff, you've got it all wrong.
I'm a strict disciplinarian, but they love me for it.